“Oh, woman wahala o. The boyfriend of one lady I wrote exam for says I have snatched his girl. Is it my fault that the boyfriend cannot satisfy his girl?”
The sun burns brightest on the morning after a night-time rainstorm. That Thursday in June, when my partner and I awoke to find our Surulere apartment windows washed clean by rain, with the glass slats sparkling in the sunlight and the floor tiles as dry as an ark’s insides, we decided to celebrate our good …