“Who even named you Jesus? Of all the names in The Bible, of all the names wey dey dis world so, na the name wey no fit you at all dem give you.”
She knew it was me who took our stepmom’s bottle of kayan mata and poisoned it.
Enjoy the kisses too. I had thought that a man who swore by bushmeat would use too much teeth. No. Your head will reel when he tilts your face…
“Oh, woman wahala o. The boyfriend of one lady I wrote exam for says I have snatched his girl. Is it my fault that the boyfriend cannot satisfy his girl?”